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hello! as part of a desperate bid to actually maintain this blog's "alive-ality", I'll be posting a 5-part story about the whole event of the hiring and the firing of Aunty Marg's maid:p...i call it "The Hiring and the Firing of Aunty Marg's Maid" haha...this is part one! okAY? Each post will be posted on a *ahem* regular basis:D
"The Hiring and the Firing of Aunty Marg's Maid-PART ONE"
The sun blazed as the unforgiving summer heat descended upon the minute island of Singapore. As their inhabitants lumbered around in zombie-like movements, a shrill doorbell rang at the unit of #05-200. On the 22nd of August, "Joyce" entered the humble abode of Aunty Margaret's home in Bishan, bringing with her a few bags. With a bland smile that could have passed as nervous, she meekly stepped in and was briskly shown the layout and tasteful interior of the four-room flat.Her expression was a subtly kind one when she was introduced to Ah-Gong. Her first task was...~TO BE CONTINUED~*ALL CHARACTERS ACTIONS, EMOTIONS AND OTHERS ARE PURELY OR SEMI- FICTIONAL. DETAILS GIVEN HERE SHOULD NOT BE EXPLICITLY COMPREHENDED.* ~JV
About
A 3-generational family from ages 7 to 79
Loves eating set A
Loves bowling as a family outing
Those below 18 loves and lives on computer games
Females above 18 love mahjong and korean dramas
Males above 18 love afternoon naps
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This is an infantile private blog. Friends who chance upon this and think you recognise one of us are probably mistaken.
Any resemblance to persons dead or alive are pure coincidences.
Any attempts to identify us in public will be denied vehemently. We bite.
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Class A:U SHOOD NOE HU U R...
Class B:Vince,May,PStar
Class C:test case,environment-friendly bloke
Class D:bowling queen,Auntie Ma
Class E:~nobody~
Admin.Class:JM,Tiff,JV
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Rulebook:
Chapter 1:Entry
1.1 Only members of the prestigious Chan Family may enter,tag,post,comment or inscribe in any way that may cause changes,either in addition or in cancellation of text or both,from the HyperText Markup Language or from the plain options themselves.
1.2 Every member of the Chan Family must sign off with either a pen name or their own name.Nicknames may be used as they fall under the category of the above mentioned tab:A Pen Name.Absence of names will result in a hilarious hyphen-conjuncted title as forged by the Webmasters.
Chapter 2:Language
2.1 Posts,tags,entries,inclusive of any other forms of inscription are strongly encouraged to express their drafts in either English or Mandarin.Short excerpts of dialects are allowed but are to be penned sparingly.
Chapter 3:Promotions and Titles
Prologue:All forms of writing shall be named as Entries in this Chapter.
3.1 The order of rank in this blog shall be,in increasing level of distinction:
Class A:Viewers
Class B:Visitors
Class C:Entrees(A)
Class D:Entrees(B)
Class E:Editors(A)
Class F:Editors(B)*NEW CLASS!
Administrative Class:Webmasters
3.1.1 Viewers
Viewers,also known as Class A,are people who visit,but have not Entried anything.
3.1.2 Visitors
Visitors,also known as Class B,are people who visit and tag.
3.1.3 Entrees(A)
Entrees(A),also known as Class C,are people who visit,tag and post but without leaving their names(see chapter 1,Paragraph 2).
3.1.4 Entrees(B)
Entrees(B),also known as Class D,are people who visit,tag and post with a name(see Chapter 1,Paragraph 2).
3.1.5 Editors(A)
Editors(A),also known as Class E,are people who visit,tag and post with a name(see chapter 1,Paragraph 2)frequently.They will be entrusted with the duty to pass messages around the family,both on and off the blog.
3.1.6 Editors(B)
Editors(B),also known as Class F,are people who edit and write frequently into the SET-A Times, out monthly family newsletter.
3.1.7 Webmasters
Webmasters,also known as the Administrative Class ,are people who have shaped the blog,and Entrees frequently.They are entrusted to make sure the blog runs smoothly and fixes problems concerning the blog.This class is closed against promotion.
3.2 Promotions will be practised around all the classes except the Administrative Class.The benchmark for promotions are as follows:
Class A to Class B:At least 3 tags.
Class B to Class C/D:At least 3 posts.
Class D to Class E:At least 2 posts in any week.
3.3 Demotions will NOT be carried out on this blog.People do NOT have to continue the requirements of the promotion requirements after they have been promoted.
Chapter 4:Disclaimer
4.1 The Webmasters are not to be held accountable for their posts,entries,tags or any other form of indition in any case of erronous units of time,date,venue,price or any corrupted information or data.
hello! as part of a desperate bid to actually maintain this blog's "alive-ality", I'll be posting a 5-part story about the whole event of the hiring and the firing of Aunty Marg's maid:p...i call it "The Hiring and the Firing of Aunty Marg's Maid" haha...this is part one! okAY? Each post will be posted on a *ahem* regular basis:D
"The Hiring and the Firing of Aunty Marg's Maid-PART ONE"
The sun blazed as the unforgiving summer heat descended upon the minute island of Singapore. As their inhabitants lumbered around in zombie-like movements, a shrill doorbell rang at the unit of #05-200. On the 22nd of August, "Joyce" entered the humble abode of Aunty Margaret's home in Bishan, bringing with her a few bags. With a bland smile that could have passed as nervous, she meekly stepped in and was briskly shown the layout and tasteful interior of the four-room flat.Her expression was a subtly kind one when she was introduced to Ah-Gong. Her first task was...~TO BE CONTINUED~*ALL CHARACTERS ACTIONS, EMOTIONS AND OTHERS ARE PURELY OR SEMI- FICTIONAL. DETAILS GIVEN HERE SHOULD NOT BE EXPLICITLY COMPREHENDED.* ~JV
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